Watch out, Single to-do list

Here it is. In 13 days, I would have been getting married. Such a strange thought. 

SOO in honor of my failed luck at relationships, I figured today would be a better day than any to update my Single to-do list. 

Single to-do list

• Take myself out to dinner/lunch. Alone. Leave cell phone security blanket in car. People watch. (Jimmy John's yo. I ate that. Solo.)
• Go to a coffee shop and bask in aloneness. (Hahah! CHECK! I've done this like 4 times already. And I actually like it.)
• Write an awesome slam poem
• Go to slam poetry open mic night
• Perform poem at open mic night. Wear scarf. Receive snaps of appreciation.
• Go to a dog park with Henry.
• Go on a backroads road trip, with or without someone
• Be comfortable with myself naked (Halfway done, my body seems less atrocious.)
• Believe I'm pretty, wholeheartedly, without someone having to tell me. (Half heartedly, so I'm getting there)
• Wear a bikini without feeling bad for innocent pedestrians.
• Sing a karaoke song sober. Nail that shit. (Hell ya! Just did this shit last night. Some guy shook my hand. Not sure if it was because he liked my voice or because he was glad I got off the stage finally.)
• Hit on a guy, preferably one waaaay out of my league. (Oh, I did.)
• Collect more retro clothes. Own my pinupy retro awesomeness. (Working on it)
• Give my opinion, regardless of the consequences. (I've been doing this, but I enjoy being a jerk so much that I'm not going to cross it off yet. I really like when people think I'm joking. I'm not.) 
• Go to the Piano bar/Starlight Lounge dressed in pinup attire.
• Work on a car, preferably an old 40's one that will aid in Rockabilly pinup agenda.
• Get a kick ass job (Done. Got a job with my degree, just like my ex said I wouldn't.)
• Go to grad school?
• Be happy alone (I have so many offers from eligible men. And I. dont. want. any of them.)
• Talk to that one boy from church. Make a date happen, once I've regained half of my sanity. (Not sure if I want this to happen anymore...) 
• Marry him.
• Ha, kidding.
• ...Kind of.
• Join a club of some sort, preferably one out of my comfort zone.
• Have a long, awkward, heartfelt conversation about life with a telemarketer.
• Break social norms. Sit next to someone and strike up conversation. 
• Get an apartment by myself or with someone.
• Make eye contact with a guy and smile without blushing. (This is so easy now, why was I so self conscious before? Oh yea, my POS ex who made me feel like I was a wall flower.)

Like really, words cannot describe how accomplished I feel right now. I'm doing so good! I shall post an updated list soon, with revisions and additions and such.